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Anna Kournikova enters a room with Manny Pacquiao as his personal guard, and immediately, the ears of Tiger Woods and Brett Favre returns to encourage his cell phone from LeBron James, who had borrowed to call a press conference about what I ate for lunch.

And they told me I could not get 2,010 more over five athletes sought in a satirical statement.

So what do the first five athletes sought (according to CNBC's Darren Rovell) tell us about our Internet

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Anna Kounikova